ashemblu said: Wait hold on, there are NO mountain lions in Australia!! What are they gonna blame the attacks on? Dingoes and goannas??? (Goannas are scary shits, mostly blind with big claws so if scared just try and climb the highest thing, if this is a person it gets messy)
The body is a torn pile of bloody sinew. John’s had better days.
"What d’you suppose could do something like that?" he says, waving his akubra at the carnage.
Deaton takes his time replying, crouching by the remains like he’s in an episode of Blue Heelers. “Possums,” he says finally. “Vicious little buggers.”
Anonymous said: weredingo instead of werecoyote
AND JACKSON TURNS INTO A GIANT FRILL NECK LIZARD
all right guys here it is THE BIG GAY ANIMAL SEX POST
or in other words, “Why Nonhuman Homosexual and Asexual Behavior has both Survival and Reproductive Benefits” aka that lit review i’d like to write if i could ever be arsed to get around to it
yes reproductive benefits you heard correctly we’re gonna get there but first we better do a basic rundown of what I mean by homosexual/asexual behaviors
IRREVERENT DISCUSSION OF ANIMAL SEX BEHIND CUT YOU’VE BEEN WARNED